Many women have this set notion in their minds allowing them to believe that changing certain things (stuff that is not noticeable to anyone like eyebrow shape) will suddenly land them the hot guy in their class or Facebook.
Chances are, the guy you are craving for hasn’t noticed you due to the fact he either has a girlfriend, he’s married, gay, asexual or just not interested. Yet, a slew of date defying tactics continues to take place such as these:
Dousing yourself in perfume in hopes that the aroma's Victoria's Secret has to offer will swoon him right then and there.
If Victoria had any sense, there would be a disclaimer on the bottle reading: do not use if single and emotionally unstable. May also cause brain damage to those around.
Stalking your crush online using Facebook, Twitter, Blogs, and whatever else you find him on. Studying and memorizing every bit of information, viewing all his tagged pictures, sifting through all the comments as well as status updates is very creepy.
Oh, don't think this doesn't occur guys; if you are online, you are being researched.
Taking all the information you find from second hand sources and giving yourself a makeover in hopes no one will notice your new strange interests. Suddenly you are wearing a Zara top to class, your always curly hair is straight because he took a quiz saying he liked that and you are now a raging ManU fan after seeing status of him on Facebook.
Posting ridiculous status updates that you feel will get his attention yet never do.
“I’m single & you will have to be fucking amazing to change that”, well what shit?
Who even asked them if they’re single?
Wearing next to nothing; no one wants to see your cleavage, your Wet Seal Thong, your lower back or even your collar bone. Put some clothing on. It's June, raining and not Prom.
Adopting an abnormally loud laugh sounding like something recorded and placed on a chip inside a stuffed monkey. Heightening your laugh over the voices of those around you to snag attention will only cause an awkward stir in the room. Everyone will be sure to mimic your laugh each time you are away from your desk from this day out. When groups of people disperse as you walk in the lunch room, you only have yourself to blame.
Talking poorly of other girls he knows to make yourself look like a goddess. Yeah, everyone knows Stacey is the office slut. Everyone also knows she is not really bald and has to shave her beard every day.
Claiming you love sports and every sport. Yeah, just let that comment slip during a night out in a sports bar which is where you probably hang out with your girlfriends on the weekend.
1. All girls look better without makeup.
A rule of thumb: every girl who looks hot with makeup looks even hotter without it. Guys are most aroused by a girl who wakes up next to them looking disheveled yet still hot.
2. Guys are aroused by girls who know what they want sexually.
Women who slut-shame other women are making it really difficult for us guys. We don’t think women who enjoy sex are sluts; quite the opposite actually.
3. When women get their nails done, we see nothing.
It’s necessary to separate nails from makeup as the upkeep of manicures and pedicures is just about as costly as maintaining a collection of eye shadows. Next time you ladies make a 500rs manicure appointment, just remember: no man will notice.
4. Playing hard-to-get doesn’t work on men.
It’s just the luck of the draw that women are so weak in the face of the hard-to-get game. You girls make it so easy for us. But don’t assume the same is true for men, because it’s not. If a woman stops showing interest in us, we tend to proceed much more rationally than women do. Our interest naturally begins to wane, as we don’t want to waste our time.
5. If you’re not interested in sports, please don’t fake it.
We’d much rather discuss sports with our boys anyway. And a girl who’s trying too hard to appear like she knows what she’s talking about when she mentions Cricket or Football.
6. Women can eat all they want.
I hate seeing a woman deprive herself of food, especially when it’s done to either impress men or appear cute. Ladies, men find nothing less attractive. We would ALWAYS rather a heavier-set woman over a thinner one. In fact, truth be told, it’s hard for us guys not to fall in love with a chick who knows how to eat.
7. Shoes: we don’t care.
The amount of money women spend on shoes is alarming, and I’m surprised more people haven’t spoken up about it. When did it start being okay to charge upwards 3000rs for a pair of heels?
Men don’t even know you’re wearing them! Seriously, we would have no idea if they didn’t make you taller than us.
But well, hold on.
No, not all Women are this way. It’s just the boring, attention seeking, emotionally deprived, “Ms. Know it all” and aimless one.
Yes, they are well past their teenage years but well, Girls are girls.
Will they ever grow up? With a good lesson? HELL NO J
PS: Well, not everything written here is my own, you know how difficult it gets to get to know a Women, so yes, I indeed took help or other writings.
And Btw, All characters appearing in this blog may or may not be fictitious.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is not purely coincidental.